LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My term paper is due and I must get locked in, If I don't get locked in my grade is in the bin, My caffeine coffee is strong, Like my ch...

I wrote for class a little song, Graded "F", grammar was wrong, I played pingpong, A game of Kong, Then watched monster movies all...

Little Goat goes to school, He gets straight A's, as a rule, Goat once got a D, In geometry, Teach raised it to an A cause Goat's co...