LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Now I can golf one more hour, That gives me some kind of power, I love to cheat, To win me an eat, I just have to remember to shower.

Dave just had to start golfing, now that days have gone long, He was all fitted up with new golf shoes and golf thong, Not to be mean, But o...

I've always been afraid of heights don't you see? So, I thought a pilots license was the right thing for me, And, I was at my very...