LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The oceans all boiled away, Where they went no one can say, A world that's hotter,  Without any water, Is a place I'm not going to s...

It got so very hot, even my little pansies died, The last live flowers in my garden, and I cried, and cried,  Now only plastic flowers, I gr...

It was so hot the earth felt like a grill, I was cooking and needed a chill, My AC would not work, Because of a utility clerk, I was cut off...