LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went into the woods hunting, and I found me a deer, It was the end of November, and cold weather was here, I fired my big gun, The deer to...

I went to the dead critter store, and bought me fresh ground beef, I took it home to my young'uns for their famine relief, But the kids ...

When I have a lot of work to do, I do nothing, except make a stew, I take a special pill, So I can eat roadkill, Or my skin turns green, and...

I bought some little chunks of chicken to deep fry in bacon grease, That's what we'll have for Christmas, because my bird shot misse...

I tried some some trail mix, but it was not any good, It was made up of ground pinecones, and splinters of wood, But old Uncle Pete, He was ...

My grandpa once shot a big butt bear, Gramps made a rug out of the bear hair, He made a throw for the bed, Even a wig for his head, That gav...

I stuck my dutch oven over the blazing campfire, For I had found some fresh roadkill, still stuck to my tire, No guess as to which varmint, ...

Hank went fishing in his boat with a hook, line, sinker and bobbin, Fish were biting, but off his hook the worms they were robbin, Then alon...

Dave went out into the woods to poach his self some eggs, The eggs had baby chicks within, complete with little legs, That made Dave feel re...