LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I grow red potatoes on the side of a steep hill, Most people can't quite stand up straight, but I have that skill, I go hoe, hoe, hoe, h...

My lettuce was all covered with nasty, slimy slugs, My tomatoes were hollowed by chewing beetle bogs,  My pickles in the weeds, The birds pi...

Ben's peppers were an abnormal hot, They made all his kids noses, run snot, Kids would not eat them, They stayed on the stem, Until they...

My peppermint plant wilted and died, It sat in the sun, I guess it's vitals got fried, My cabbage got the worms,  With that I've com...

I planted my tomatoes in an old tin pot, The pot had no drain, so they got the root rot, My tomato plants went dead, Cautionary tale, tis sa...

Last fall out in my garden, I got a tater in my cloths, It made a home in my painter pants, and now it grows and grows, Guessing the fert, I...

I journeyed far beyond the planets of Sol, To find some petunias to pot was my goal, I found some pretty, bright red, On a planet called, Fr...