LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to the moon, and fell down into a deep pit, There I found an alien boxed, space-time, travel kit, I traveled back to sports games Bet...

I won a set of new screwdrivers at the bingo hall, I was so excited, when I got that last number call, My porch has a loose board, Now if a ...

A dozen bedbugs, made a race from my feet up into my ears, Once the bedbugs finished their race, they celebrated with cold beers, They setup...

My savings has become awfully low, It seems to be a big negative grow, In some crypto that rocks, I bought iconic stocks, They've been n...

I went gaming online, and lost a bundle of cash, I moved in with my brother, and he's what you'd call, trash, I sold my yacht, car a...

I saw two squirrels playing a very silly game, Rock, Scissors, Paper, a game that is so, so lame, Should play Five Card Stud, That game ain...

Santa has no toys this year, because he had no money to pay, So he bought some discounted rhubarb, then he loaded up his sleigh, So every go...

Ricky drove a pallet jack, unloading dish soap off a truck, Seven long years of college, and Ricky's life did truly suck, Owed 90 thou i...