LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I raised me some beautiful guppies to sell at the farm fair, People looked into my guppy jug, and saw no guppies there, It seems someone...

I went to a restaurant and ordered fish for my suppy, I paid $45.00. and they served me a guppy, The fish portion was so small, I gave the w...

Although I warned him it was not suppy, My swordfish ate my baby guppy, Then, my swordfish just smiled, He was a pernicious child, So, I...