LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I did not notice his mass food intake, At my deceased ma's memorial wake, He ate it all, My Uncle Paul, The pie, the doughnuts and the c...

No one has any groceries, except my skin flint, Uncle Lee, He has two cans of tomatoes, and a l lb. jar of ghee, Do you think he might share...

This bold man, he had a son, He had two, but away the other run, With a big black Cadillac, decked out in golden chrome, This bold man, from...

Jimmy had a grand total of 35 toes, A local celebrity, who everyone knows, Each year he gets a parade, And all his toes are displayed, He br...

I do not give out the trick or treats, Just go away you kids, move your feets, Winter grows near, Candy grows dear, With long winter months,...

Phil became a landlord to make money, and it's aces, He crams a lot of people into little tiny places, Phil decided, what the heck, He t...

I use to know a little peasant, he was really, really poor, I'd toss him a penny, if he promised not to ask for more, Well, he saved eve...

There was a young rooster named Lee, He planed to escape and be free, When no one looked hence, He flew over the fence, To a fox that w...

Nick needed a minimum wage increase, But, a Senate vote made Nick's hope suddenly cease, Nick wanted to eat, And, get a room with some h...

A rodent named Larry sure liked his cheese, He had no manners and never said please, He saw a really big chunk, Just started eating, “Ker...

I went down to the neighborhood store, The prices were higher than ever before, I found the main man, I asked “tell what you can?”, He s...