LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

When I stepped upon the big, growing weed, called dill, It was growing up on a sand and rocky hill, It stood in the hot sun, It was the only...

My porcelain rabbit went to the floor, It scattered pieces from the TV to the door, The rabbit had been in grandma's old bookcase, Bu...

My landline,  nanna left off the hook, My cellphone, my mean nanna had took, I sat all alone, With no friends on the phone, And, decided to ...

My porcelain rabbit went to the floor, It scattered pieces from the TV to the door, The rabbit had been in grandma's old bookcase, Bu...

My porcelain rabbit went to the floor, It scattered pieces from the TV to the door, The rabbit had been in grandma's old bookcase, Bu...

My grandma said my birthday money was sent directly in the mail, But, the mailman confessed to stealing it now, he's locked up in the j...

My porcelain rabbit went to the floor, It scattered pieces from the TV to the door, The rabbit had been in grandma's old bookcase, Bu...

It was great to sit at the dinner table, Especially, the one set by old Grandma Mabel, Her entrees were prophetic, Of the beef roast tast...

Phil told his grandma that he liked to blog, She gave him wood shoes to dance the clog, When Phil scratched-up the floor, His mom said no...