LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

A hammerhead shark was spotted today, They are seldom seen out in Grand Traverse Bay, But, this shark was at ease, Riding around on jet skis...

The wind blew down all the trees, It brought big men down on their knees, The great thunder popped, The windstorm stopped, Then you coul...

There once was a bear named Fluffy, She thought of herself as a toughie, But when bitten by bees, She fell from the trees, Now her body ...

Snookey the Shark lives in Grand Traverse Bay, She eats every swimmer that swims in her way, But, every Fourth of July, She eats ev...

There once was a boater named Frank, He kept running up on the bank, He once missed the dock, Slammed into a rock, Of course then, his ...

My uncle Jay Jay, Bleached his toupee, Now his hair is all white, Like his daddy Ray Ray, My uncle Jay Jay, Played his trumpet a...

Corrine is a mermaid in Grand Traverse Bay, She is shy so if she sees you she will swim away, She swims free like a trout, But, watches a...

In Grand Traverse Bay there are sharks who will bite, So, onto your arms and your legs hold on tight, And, best guard your head, If shark...

There's sharks in Grand Traverse Bay, Otherwise, it's a nice place to stay, But, the sharks always attack, Few swimmers come back...

There once was a fish with just one fin, He swam around and around again, All in circles he went, Till his fuel was all spent, Then a bi...

Caroline was the light on the bay, When she left the light faded away, I promised that I would change, But, my voice was out of range, N...

A dog went swimming far out in the bay, He caught a fish and swam back the same day, He flopped the fish on the shore, The fish flopped o...

TRAVERSE BAY TIME Traverse Bay is big and blue, It’s water fun through and through, You can cross with a boat, Or else swim or just flo...