LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I played golf and I ran out of green, 7 holes left but, no money machine, They'll be no caddy tip, My beer tab I must skip, I must sneak...

I had a quiet little dog that I called Hoagie, He helped me cheat at golf so I’d get a bogey, With stealth he moved the ball, Before the ...