LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Gnomes are really little dudes, They play around and have attitudes, They trample my garden flat, They torment my poor cat, My other pets th...

My time machine broke down back in Ancient Rome, I met Nero Czar and he was a weird little gnome, He'd sit out in his flower garden, Pas...

Marcy was a real pretty horse, A gnome ate her for his main course, Then he ate my dog, My cat and my frog, Gnomes are such an evil for...

Watch out the gnomes are coming for you, They will bite you and eat you and your family too, They stand out on your dirt, With thei...

PHIL FEARS THE CRITTER OF THE YEAR Phil fears the year of the snake, Those critters make him shake and quake, Bring back the year of the...