LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Sammy was a too loose goose; too loose to trek, Sammy started up a hill and then said, "to heck" Sammy had to way backtrack, To th...

Three geese went to a party, They had too much to drink, They picked a fight with three bad skunks, And, really made a stink, Three gee...

I made bean and pepper pork sausage links, But, my brother-in-laws were both nasty finks, They ate ten sausages apiece, Then passed...