LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My house was full of stinky, rowdy rats; I caged them and made them pets, I sold them for cash to neighbor kids; about that, I have no regre...

I love to dumpster dive, because I like the smells, Things that are really smelly, have their special tells, The things that smell awfully s...

All my little mice had nothing to eat, After I took the garbage out to the street, Then, all the mice disappeared, And, my eyes got all tear...

When I was a little boy I would beg my parents to take me to see the bears.  So, my parents would drive out to the garbage dump and there w...