LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Dragons will eat nothing but fatty, red meat, Their fat clogged arteries won't let their hearts beat,  The dragons are always joking, Th...

I had to box and bury my bestest friend, Fred, My favorite goldfish, only he was more red, He's now swimming today, In a heavenly bay, W...

Heaven is full of goldfish, thanks to me, Every time I buy one, they live two weeks, maybe three, The body goes into the toilet bowl, One fl...

It was the back of the tank, Where my dead goldfish sank, You'd think after his bloat, He'd float like a boat, From the depths, my n...

I'm a little drip coffeemaker, I work for the town's undertaker, When the family feels bad news, I give them coffee for their blues,...