LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I'd often take my cow, Maisy out on a woods walk, She'd soothe me with soft moos, while I unwound with thought talk, One day, a lion...

I had a beautiful, pet log, its name was Daisy, I'd sit on it, and talk to it, like I was crazy, Then one frosty, and sunny day, A logge...

If I could have a little pig, a little pig would do, If I could have a little pig, then I would name him Blue, We could buy candy at the sto...

My mother's name is Repunzel, and she has the most beautiful, blond hair, Sometimes she will let it down, and it will roll to the bottom...

The zombies attacked on the 4th Of July, They ate my best friends, Herbie and Guy, Then the rocket glared, The zombies got scarred, And I at...

In high school I knew Peter Pam, He got good grades because for tests he'd cram, But when it came to being nice, His comments would deep...

My ex-friend, Marnie doesn't live here anymore, Marnie moved to an apartment over a store, Marnie and I were very tight, But we had an u...