LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to Canada to pick delicious, sweet peas, I don't like Florida peas, because they make me sneeze, I popped over to Maine Met my gi...

The market fish were cleaned, so darn sloppy, Over half of them, were still flip-floppy, I bought a frog, To feed my dog, And the market fro...

I caught buckets full of Vonny fish, with bonnets on their heads,  They taste great on a sandwich, made with pumpernickel breads, Then with ...