LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Because there was a pretty girl he wanted to woo, Donny moved abruptly to a town called Kalamazoo, He forgot his goldfish, His tan cat he ca...

I knew my old woodstove would need fuel, if I were to survive, So I stole fuel from the nuke plant where I work, some uranium--235, As I was...