LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My soda pop went into my mouth, and jet sprayed out through my nose, Now, I have soda pop stains upon my brand new, dollar store clothes, I ...

In order to time travel into the past, I bought a new pair of shoes, Walking backward real fast, causes travel into the past; it's in th...

Someone stuck a lead pencil in my foot, and I did not feel the pain, Methinks, that is just because my foot flops, about a mile, from my bra...

My neighbors drank some bad whisky, they made in a lead barrel, It affected their small minds, now they have all gone quite feral, They'...

I went diving in a nasty cesspool, desperate to come clean, It made my face all pucker up, so I used mamas Maybelline, The cess got in my be...

I use to have fingers, until one 4th Of July,🖖 From my fists I'd launch rockets, then watched them blowup and die,🌋 I got celebration ...

I went to parties and brought to them zing, Because I wore lots of solid gold bling, But all my gold got stole, From my bedroom bling bowl, ...

I am a little blogger living on the moon, I like munching on potato chips, then go sleep all afternoon, I like to blog about that and this...