LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The greatest thing about my frostbite is that it killed my ticks and fleas, My body was so itchy, that's why I let my entire self freeze...

Who wants to be my Valentine on this Monday morning, I don't have all my marbles, so consider this your warning, My chocolate little hea...

I use to have fingers, until one 4th Of July,🖖 From my fists I'd launch rockets, then watched them blowup and die,🌋 I got celebration ...

I eat chicken for every meal, And to and from work; behind the wheel, I like chicken for a night snacky, Or any hunger attacky, And corn bre...