LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The big rain storm hit so hard that my boat went sinkin', My house collapsed down the hill, like the logs of Lincoln, It rained over 10 ...

I am a small spider that got washed away, Now I am stuck on the ground, in the wet clay, So I'll swim like a duck, Climb up from the muc...

A beaver put up a dam, It flooded just where I am, Because of what he did, It cost me many a quid, But, some dynamite gave his dam a ...