LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My fan got hot and caught on fire, It was atop my woodstove, which caused the dire, My melted, plastic fan, Made great flames and I ran, My ...

I wish up in Canada, they'd stop the smoking, So that people in Michigan, could stop choking, It just ain't at all fair, There's...

In the general vicinity of the farm, A fire broke out, four alarm, The potatoes got baked, The corn stalks were coal caked, But, the...