LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I'm a plumber in Michigan, and that's what I do, Ever since I lost my plumb job, back when they closed down the zoo, With my mop and...

The piccolo player only played with one hand, He would make awful sounds, when he played in our band, He had the tears of the sad, When we a...

I got sacked before Christmas, and will receive no more pay, I won't get my Christmas bonus, it's not coming my way, My kids will ge...

To work, I wore my brand new paisley suit, That very day, my boss gave me the boot, He said never come back, It was a permanent sack, "...

AI has replaced my wealth building, good job, The unemployed are my new mates, with whom I hobnob,  I don't have a lot, At the park, whe...

I was a limericks writer, paid in rubles, plus it was a hob, Now Artificial intelligence, has taken away my job, I pick up bottles in ditche...

My email said I was terminated, Said my last check would be prorated, It would reflect my slow pace, 1/3 of my pay base, I felt cheated, and...

When young I thought it would happen soon, That I'd be in a top office near the sun and the moon, But, of course that is not so, I...