LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I lost my home because of mortgage debt, now the wife and kids are gone, They're really super mad at me, because all their stuff I had t...

All currencies went crashing, even the dollar and crown, All of the stocks and bonds I own, went down, down, down, down, down, My heart blew...

My  bestest friend Elysium, went to take a withdrawal from their bank, Elysium lost all of their money, because the bank was in the tank, Th...

I'm investing money in those political memes, It's just like buying chocolates, full of sugar creams, You could taste, pickle sour, ...

I found a silver penny, lying out on an old, blacktop street, It was dated 1943, when a penny bought you meat, Inflation has taken a big tol...

Jimmy owned a grocery store, and it was the plaza anchor, Other plaza shops included, were a pharmacy and banker, Jimmy owned the land, coll...

By my dining table, I have a chair for my seat, On top of the dining table, I nothing to eat, Where I bought my table and chair, I spent all...

I went outside and got the mail, at the breaking of the dawn, It was no greeting card, but a notice I was overdrawn, I went to the bank, I w...

I was in the army and drove a tank, I drove it out on a lake and it sank, The army could see, They did not want me,  Now, I run a home mortg...