LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

A trumpet carillon played all through the night, They kept me awake which started a fight, But their brass horns hit true, Making me all ...

I have neuronal degeneration, my older brother said, In a few hours I'd suffer doom, and he'd get my water bed, At first I felt dism...

The meal I made had become weaponized, The kids were fighting each other with fries, Surrounded by missile booms, I sent all kids to their r...

My meanie wife was a little witch, and a little witch she was, She cast spells on everyone, and her reason was just because, She turned my k...

The two woodchucks and me, fought a battle in a great civil war, We did coexist together on a farm, but not any more, They ate all my grown ...

Ron was proud to be a big alpha male, At nightclubs, he would really set sail, Ron hit on ladies all night, Got into fight after fight, And ...