LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to the dead critter store, and bought me fresh ground beef, I took it home to my young'uns for their famine relief, But the kids ...

I had lots of sheep, a massive white flock, I watched them like a hawk, around the clock, Neighbors needed to eat, Neighbors saw all my meat...

I use to buy goldfish, and set them free in the bay, All was just completely fine, until one sunny day, I was fishing for big perch, Behind ...

My barn has several stray cats, They feed on mice and dead bats, I let them cats be, Feed them no biscuits and tea, Or, they'll ...