LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My bros and I went rafting down the river, and we hit a great, big rock, I was very surprised, but my mates were all thrown overboard, by th...

I felt rich when I found in my wallet, a dollar, I felt smart when I read me a book, a scholar, I still felt so defeated, When everyone twee...

There once was a little monkey named Cy, When he smelled a banana, he'd cry, It reminded him of mommy, She was accused being commie, The...

I feel like a drop of pee, Floating in a turd filled sea, No one really cares for me, Because I smell like last night's tea, Flush the t...