LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Billy's cute little beetle ran away, Billy has dung, but the beetle wouldn't stay, Billy's dung, Is far flung, How far can a bee...

I'm afraid feeble has become friend, hound, All he does is eat weeds and laze around, He's 16 years old, That's ancient I'm ...

I had a big pet dinosaur, and he loved my homemade scones, He would eat them by the thousands, and made loud lip smacking tones, One day whe...

Churba is a little bird, and he makes a churbing sound, Whenever I hear churbing, I know that Churba, is around, Churba likes to eat cheddar...