LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I once owned a heifer, and her name was Jane, She liked eating cow grass, out on the great plain, She had, pretty, blond hair, Won a prize, ...

After creepy Mitch harvested all of his carrots, He found no room in the house, for two squawking parrots, Mitch left the parrots outside, T...

Jimbo liked his potato snack, He bought them by the case to stack, But, then one day, A flood took them away, Now, the snacks feed the critt...

Little Goat goes to school, He gets straight A's, as a rule, Goat once got a D, In geometry, Teach raised it to an A cause Goat's co...