LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went down to the town used  bookstore, but every book was gone,16 In the mail I got a notice, to be at the farm fields at dawn,16 I had to...

I once had a big green, boil, looming large on my right forearm, The doctor cut the boil off, leaving a scar for chit, chat charm, I then gr...

Murray ate everything, because he was a goat, That is how Murray got a fur ball, stuck in his throat, Murray had eaten a straw hat, The hat ...

There was a busy beaver that chewed on my hickory, He chewed right through the hard, hardwood, then downward fell my  tree, It fell upon my ...

There were two little silos, sitting as neighbors in a field, When one silo overflowed, the other would absorb the yield, Then one day one c...

If I had enough poles I could pen up my pigs, They could not wander off if I built secure digs, And, pigs grow better rib, In a safe s...