LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My mama laid me down to sleep, with my Mr. Tuttle doll, Mr. Tuttle was a dead pet rat, stuffed by my Auntie Moll, We grew up as jobless, poo...

My family, all died on me, and left me completely alone, They all got cremated, and I was left with just their ash and bone, I took them dow...

The famous Jimmy Thirty-five Toes, had a baby girl, The kid had thirty seven toes, and her hair was all curl, She had a mom with three legs,...