LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I took the tiny eyes from a newt, then that newt could not see, Then that blind, angry, old newt, put an evil curse upon me, I was making a ...

I decided to be a wizard, and a wizard I would be, I caught three newts and a red lizard, then steeped them in my mint tea, I drank down the...

I snuck into the mountain, and the dwarfs did not hear a thing, I grabbed and ran away, with their sparkling jewels, and gold bling, Then I ...

Leprechauns and unicorns and trolls; they all have to eat, When they spy me working in my yard, they think of me as meat, I must clean my sp...

There once was an old, old fox, He bit on a young Goldilocks, She kicked him in the face, He gnawed her shoelace, Ruining her only pair of r...

For seven years, seven months, seven weeks, seven days, and seven hours, I filtered through the internets, to gain my great magical powers, ...

Goldilocks went to a hotel, and rented a bedroom, with a bed, But, she couldn't sleep on it, because the pillow hurt her head, She asked...

When the hobgoblins were about to sing, I knew the elf evils would do their thing, It was sort of a dance, Maybe, more of a prance, Then the...

My parakeet ate six little elves, She cornered them on the book shelves, She said, "they taste very, very good", As she crunched a...