LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Jimmy the werewolf eats only toes off of feet, His diet is strictly eating toe meat, He loves chewing toe bone, If it hurts, just make a lou...

There was the big old Worm Moon hanging in the sky, From above my head to the horizon, the little stars would fly, There the Worm Moon stood...

I went outside when the moon was real bright, But it was cold and I got some frostbite, Doc said the frostbite, it lingers, As he cut off my...

When the full moon is up and it's chillin', Then, the werewolves come a killin', From the deep darkest woods, They be after y...

When I saw the zombies coming, Then, my heart began drumming, There were so many I quit summing, And, all I heard was corpses humming, I kne...

Under the full Beaver Moon, I marched with a pipes played tune, The county took me away, For a very long stay, I was labeled a bird, a loon.

The rise of the flower moon, This moon rises none too soon, Why waste a day, In early May, Without lilac scent by noon.