LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Jim was sitting on the rooftop of his house, watching his planet get destroyed, Jim suddenly found his wee, little self, floating around in ...

I ate all my protein fresh, frozen and canned, Then, I spied them through my window asleep on the sand, They weren't corn dogs, They wer...

My toad likes to nibble my ears, I said, "stop, or I'll cut off your beers", He did not stop, So he's drinking just pop, B...

Four Frogs Played Lawn Jarts, Oh my, oh me, One got stuck by a lawn jart and then there were three, Three frogs played lawn jarts, Dow...

I found a frog in my O.J. today, And, a worm in my cheese that sat on a tray, My sandwich had bugs, My soup was just full of slugs, ...

Hiding in the woods dark green, Down below the forest spleen, Central music from the pond of frogs, Instinctively, the choir sings from...