LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went ice fishing and caught 3 tiny fish, I was hungry so I made a Pattie dish, I left in the bones and on the scales, The Pattie gave...

There was a rainbow trout named Nina, She had a real pretty patina, We had our first date, On my dinner plate, With a dressing called Ca...

Deviled eggs, spoiled, Bad feeling, not right, belly, Bathroom, bathroom, SICK!

Mark was becoming a big fellow, So, he decided to diet on jell-o, But, too much water in the goop, Just made fruity soup, Some Bourbon in th...

I could not find a turtle for my turtle soup, So, I went out to see what crawled on my front stoop, I found a green lizard, A snake with ...