LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My trumpet I tried and tried to make toot, It didn't work because it was stuffed with a fruit, It seems my dear nanna, Didn't lik...

My trumpet, I tried and tried to make toot, It didn't work because it was stuffed with a fruit, It seems my dear nanna, Didn't li...

I got all dressed up in my finest suit, I played all night on my piccolo flute, Then it got very scary, Because my face was so hairy, ...

I could not play my toot, toot, toot, My trumpet was broken but, not my flute, Hence, I sounded a peep, peep, peep, Which made the conduc...

I could not play my toot, toot, toot, My trumpet was broken but, not my flute, Hence, I sounded a peep, peep, peep, Which made the conduc...