LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I saw a fat iguana fall out of a tall tree, I thought I would eat it, because its meat was all free, Then on down came another, An iguana br...

My python has just slithered away, Now, out in the Florida swamps she will play, Warning:  my snake is a hater, So, beware alligator, Yo...

Beware of the ides of May If your in-laws are coming to stay, They will not leave soon, Until the fall harvest moon, When they head back...