LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

They enter unseen, into my small, dark dump, to die, I am talking about the vicious, common house fly, I let fly paper hang, My fly zapper, ...

I'm eating spiders and their eggs, They have no flavor and meatless legs, But, they taste better than flies, With their big bulgin...

My pie safe was filled up with pies, And, the pies were covered with flies, Although my deserts looked like doom, Guests filled my dining...

I eat maggots because they taste so good, I eat maggots because I feel I should, I eat maggots with a dash of clay, Cannot crawl out my bell...

My homemade wine was doing fine, until the little flies came calling, The little flies contaminated my wine, and then I couldn't stop ba...

The wisest fly on the pie, Knew to vacate after the flies caught my eye, And, as the wisest fly flew away, The others breathed my bug spr...

Old Whipple was not in the head, right,  He dipped apples and left them out overnight, To no one's surprise, The apples were covered ...

My beef roast was loaded with squirming rice with eyes, Finding rice in my roast was quite a surprise, I queried how they got there? A...

For most flies have such little appeal, Yet, I decided to keep flies in a jar with a seal, They are comforting pets, With their appendage se...

The flies come hatching out, Then,  through my window screen redoubt, I swing flyswatter with flair, But, it needs much repair, My...

Spring is here and there's mold on my bread, The flies are breeding, maggots are fat and well fed, My food all rots away, It's all i...

Jon was attacked by the no-see-em flies, When attacked in mass everyone dies, Poor Jon fell asunder, By the no-see-em plunder, He never ...