LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

With a Michigan moose, I formed a real tight bond, We both liked to chew on weeds, in a holding pond, To make pond weeds to be tasty, Do not...

I don't like it when the dog kisses me on my lips, My hound Bubba kisses me after I eat salty kips, He don't kiss when I eat sardine...