LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

George took a boat out on a lake,  To see what big fish he could take,  The boat started to leak,  It was a wooden antique,  George knew...

I went fishing, wading out in the dark, I was hungry and my kitchen was stark, I had my red worms and beer, And, the beer gave me such ch...

Little fish playing under my dock, With a hook and a worm you'll make my lunch rock, I know you can see, The worm luring thee, Come grab...

Carl went fishing and stepped on a hook, It hurt really bad and he didn't want to look, He had caught his big toe, And, Carl didn't ...

George went fishing with some leeches, Baited them like daddy teaches, George got a bite, But din't hold on tight, Tonight He's ...

Bill found worms between all of his toes, How they got there nobody knows, Bill takes a hot shower, Once each year for an hour, Then, he...

Today I decided to lounge all about, And go fishing for some little bitty brook trout, I took my pick, From a cedar swamp crick, Tasting...

George went to a river to fish, He needed some fish for a dish, George fell in the water, But couldn't swim like an otter, A rescue ...

An ice shanty sat out on the lake, Where fishermen fish for perch and splake, The winter winds stopped, The ice shanty dropped, Now it...

I went fishing on Manistee Lake, But a leaking old boat I did take, I got really wet, And really upset, Then went swimming home; for goo...

TRAVERSE BAY TIME Traverse Bay is big and blue, It’s water fun through and through, You can cross with a boat, Or else swim or just flo...

KALKASKA TIME Kalkaska is a place with bears, They’re one of Mother Nature’s terrors, If you hear one grunt, You must not confront, Co...