LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I wanted to unload my fish catch up at the quay, But the harbor master said I should stay far away, He said my fish were stinking up the t...

I rowed my dingy out onto the bay, I hoped to catch fish from dusk until day, But, just after dark, Along came a shark, Now in the shark...

Little fish playing under my dock, With a hook and a worm you'll make my lunch rock, I know you can see, The worm luring thee, Come grab...

Carl went fishing and stepped on a hook, It hurt really bad and he didn't want to look, He had caught his big toe, And, Carl didn't ...