LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My kid popcorned his dead guppies, because I forbade him snacks to eat, I don't see how guppies in a popcorn popper, is a tasty treat, T...

My bucket is full of minnows, and my can is full of worms, My lunchbox is full of candy; my hands are covered with germs, I am fishing in my...

My guppy had babies; it's so very nice to see, She'll go back to her friends when she leaves maternity, The babies move slow, ...

The rip tide is pulling this pig, out to the deep sea, Where all the great killer sharks will be waiting for me, They'll see my pink bel...

I went ice fishing and caught 3 tiny fish, I was hungry so I made a Pattie dish, I left in the bones and on the scales, The Pattie gave...

I went to the market and bought me some trout, I didn't cook it enough and had a belly-ache bout, I will never, ever eat fish, Even, ...

Deep, deep down in Lake Michigan water, where it is horribly, dark, I swam straight into the big, smelly belly, of a hammerhead, shark, In t...

I traveled to the lake to fish, then I went digging in the ground, I dug down deep, thirteen feet, and big, squirming worms is what I found,...

My pet goldfish Larry, only has one big fin, He swims real funny, when he surfaces for din, His bowl sits on the floor, Right behind the fro...

I kept my small, green pet guppy, in a wide mouth mason jar, Not much room to swim sideways, but he could swim up really far, One day, my gu...

I have a little goldfish, and the goldfish smiles, right at me, He sees me through his thick glass bowl, the water, and his cloud of pee, My...

Trina went trolling out on a flat lake, with a big plastic worm, She kept her worm lure close to the boat, to watch the plastic worm squirm,...

My kippers are so expensive; way too high, I cannot understand the any reasons, why? I just have the means, To buy canned sardines, The bone...

The new AI bot was never very sharp, The new bot could fish for both salmon and carp, For big tuna, it tried fishing, That was just pee in w...

I drove to beach to pick up some fresh oysters, and maybe a few dozen fresh clams, There were sheep in the road, so I did the beep, beep, bu...

I bought two tubs of tuna, and found one stinky, rotten, yesterday, I had left it in the basement, about 16 months ago, I'd say, The oth...

I moved to a parallel universe, and the creatures there were leeches, The only food that I could find there, were the leeches and jar-canned...

I got bit by a nasty old shark, In the wading pool at the pet park, But, there was a doggy, He looked after, poor me, The dog chased off the...

There was this little sunfish, I tried to deep fat fry, Then a grease spatter popped, taking out my one good eye, In my bad eye I see fizzy,...

10 little rainbow trout, Swam around and about, They saw a big bass, Under the log pass, Now they're in his belly, and can't get out...