LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Priscilla the fish thought she had found her life mate, She found him on Facebook and thought he was great, But, when her special perso...

Joe the sunfish liked to eat lady bugs, He liked eating worms and not so much slugs, He liked his girlfriend best, So, they built a big n...

My guppy named Jerry I found on the floor, He had been there for a day or, two maybe more, I scraped up his dried remains, And, it gave m...

How do fish get water out of their ears, If I’m a fish that’d be one of my big fears, Maybe that’s why fish dart to and fro, And, up and ...

There once was a little baby fish, Growing bigger was his only wish, He ate like a pig, He got really big, ‘Till he became a fisherman’s...