LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went ice fishing and caught 3 tiny fish, I was hungry so I made a Pattie dish, I left in the bones and on the scales, The Pattie gave...

There was a rock bass named Murky, When he swam he swam really Jerky, He swam over a dam, Did a forehead slam, Now he thinks that he is ...

Priscilla the fish thought she had found her life mate, She found him on Facebook and thought he was great, But, when her special perso...

Carrie the fish swam up in the clouds, She swam way up there to avoid all the crowds, For space she didn't vie, It was quiet in the sky,...

Two busy beavers built a really big dam, Right on the river where all migrant fish swam, The dam fit real tight, But, couldn...

Joe the sunfish liked to eat lady bugs, He liked eating worms and not so much slugs, He liked his girlfriend best, So, they built a big n...

How do fish get water out of their ears, If I’m a fish that’d be one of my big fears, Maybe that’s why fish dart to and fro, And, up and ...

There once was a little baby fish, Growing bigger was his only wish, He ate like a pig, He got really big, ‘Till he became a fisherman’s...