LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went ice fishing and caught 3 tiny fish, I was hungry so I made a Pattie dish, I left in the bones and on the scales, The Pattie gave...

Santa ran out of fish bones and he couldn't pick his teeth, So, he pulled out some needles from a Christmas pine wreath,   But, Santa ...

I caught some fish with gills of blue, I dried and dipped them in fondue, But, they caused many moans, Because they were full of bones, ...