LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

When Jimbo's chicken coop caught fire, The chickens escaped over the chicken wire, But, they didn't get anywhere, They...

I was on the screaming fire truck, as it left the big firehouse, We headed out onto the hot burning plains, where lived, and dwelt the grous...

I set my electric heater dial to toasty, Took a long nap, and I woke up being roasty, It was not my desire, My shack catch on fire, Seems my...

The drunken dragon fell into the sea, It put out his light, and the cold made him pee, There was no fire in his breath, He was drowning to d...

Authorities won't let me have fireworks, because last year I burned down a house, This year I can only have sparklers, when supervised b...

In the deer-woods I set up a tent, I set up a wood-stove and piped out a vent, Heat was my desire, But, my whole tent caught fire, So, o...

There were two little silos, sitting as neighbors in a field, When one silo overflowed, the other would absorb the yield, Then one day one c...

De-cluttering my garage was my desire, I went outside to burn a tire, It lit real fast, and the flames jumped higher, Then it caught my ne...

It was dark outside when the zombies came, I held them back with a candle flame, When the flame went out, I had a scream and a shout, Zombie...

Well, I have some really bad news, In your trailer I put in the wrong fuse, I didn't expect all the fire, From every electrical...

I groomed this Christmas tree, It's near pretty as a bee, It's understood, That all it's wood, My fireplace will see.

There was a young ship rat named Sherman, The sailors all called him a vermon, But, when the ship caught on fire, And, things looked real...