LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Priscilla the fish thought she had found her life mate, She found him on Facebook and thought he was great, But, when her special perso...

Weirdo, weirdo can you see all, Or are your psychic scenes a stall, Is there a chance? Your mind is full of romance, When she dumped you...

My heart is an aching valentine, My girlfriend left me so now I wine, I'm no good at romance, But, thought I'd take a chance, I ...