LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I am afraid I will need a new avatar, Mine got run over by a driverless, cab car, There's a large crack in his head, The avatar is real ...

My home has been invaded by pesky, AI bots, They insist on urinating in my flower pots, And, whoever knew? AI bots had to poo, So, I send th...

I traveled to Mars, and there wasn't much scenery there, Just a sickly coconut tree and a small koala bear, No place good to eat, No one...

It came from outer space, and it stuck me with it's sharp pickers, It stabbed my pretty face, so I was quick to become sickers, Within t...

My brain is not at all a normal human brain, It is made up of bacteria, that's not sane, I'm called Bacteria Head, Because my old br...

Big Bang Berry, is the hot prawn from outer space, If you get him mad, he'll breath fire in your face, He's from the celestial bang,...

I'm a reformed, great powers witch, but a back slider, Because I turned a fly into a big, black spider, The evil deed was all done, My w...

On Doctor Who, it was very iconic, So I bought a screwdriver that was sonic, I broke it early today, Making a pot from some clay, Now I feel...

AI put some chips in my head, That raised me back from the real dead, I started snarling for food, AI said "ok, dead dude", AI gav...

My spaceship disassembled, but I kept traveling into space, A disaster it resembled, as I gnawed my lips from my face, My trajectory took me...

I guess I'm artificially smart, On a keyboard, I got my start, They call me AI, Can I compute you some PI? I control this planet, so hum...

My spaceship travels faster than light, That means time travel, and it's a delight, Maybe some ancient Greece, Might give me some peace,...