LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My chimney is impossible to clean, I spent the winter burning wood too green, It caused a big fire, Burnt the house down entire, Now the...

A poke-a-dot pig with a long ponytail, Would dance until the all floor joists would fail, She went on a long cruise, For food, dancing an...

There was a poplar tree named Karen, For her looks it was not worth starin', When the lumberjack came round, Karen was cut right down...