LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My favorite foot, is the one with thirty-five toes, It goes where I want it, like the foot already knows, The foot with toes, maxed at five,...

Santa Claus rode on his red sleigh, Bringing presents on Christmas day, He couldn't hardly steer, His rowdy reindeer, Till he agreed...

There once was a snowman named Bill, He always had a bad chill, But, one sunny day, Bill melted away, So, getting warm wasn't a thri...

There once was a bear named Fluffy, She thought of herself as a toughie, But when bitten by bees, She fell from the trees, Now her body ...

There was an old witch on Halloween, Her hair was black, here eyes were green, She used her broom, To sweep her room, Her home was excep...

Phil the farmer really likes his lunch, He eats ham and, cheese and, cherry punch, His teeth have gone bad, And, he lost them, so sad, H...

A dog went swimming far out in the bay, He caught a fish and swam back the same day, He flopped the fish on the shore, The fish flopped o...

VERSE I Solid morning fog, Sweet vapors of yesterday, Melting into dresms. VERSE II The thick morning fog, Sweet vapors of yesterd...

The Winter Sleeper, Green goddess of the forest, Awaken to the sun.

There once was a rabbit named Sam, He ate Easter eggs with his ham, When he ate some roast beef, His belly had grief, Cause he spiced it...